live footage of me trying to write

West End Girl, out now everywhere. LilyAllen.lnk.to/WestEndGirlTW

I thought it was already Halloween but turns out I just follow too many gay people

i am always wondering the same thing. she came out of the gate fully formed, guns blazing, like she'd been secretly hosting the view 2010 - 2019. something very gay about this entrance.

what if i post all my most intimate short stories on linkedin 💋

By far my favorite thing about this moment politically is how many people are monetizing our divisions 🥰

I really think if you scroll enough you get to the truth. Like if you agree!!

Cuomo’s AI ads are an insult to brain cells everywhere

Frey hasn't taken any money from AIPAC and has repeatedly criticized Netanyahu. But he is a Jew.

Just remembered that someone wrote “you always cease to amaze me” in my high school yearbook.

I ordered a jockstrap from nasty pig i thought it would be delivered to my airbnb in time but we're already long gone. hope whoever's there now has a fun night.

Truly haunted note

I feel nostalgic for the New York depicted in High Maintenance, which is stupid because I’ve never lived there and don’t even know how accurate it was.

this would heal me