Nothing like sending a militarized police convoy to deal with peaceful student protesters.

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They gerrymandered my Neapolitan ice cream, can’t have shit in Texas

Today, 60 House Republicans are in Texas to act tough for the cameras and to pull some anti-immigrant political stunts.

Tomorrow, they’ll be gone. And we’ll keep working on a more orderly, safe, and humane immigration system.

First time watching:

We get the uniforms back.
That’s how this works, I don’t make the rules.

Sorry, not sorry.

Too bad, so sad.

Keep an eye out in the credits for my production assistant debut 🤠 Thankful for the invite to reunite with my Boys State family to play a very small role in their creation of this. Witnessed so many amazing things that week, and I’m excited for y’all to watch!

Fell to my knees at work

Everything I’ve learned about Mike Johnson has been against my will

These headlines are two days apart.

On Wednesday, a pastor and mayor in Alabama was outed for secretly dressing in drag. The condemnation was swift and severe.

Today, he took his own life.

Anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric has deadly consequences. Please join me in praying for his family.

Speakership update: fuck.

Just trying to enjoy my Friday night by opening some packs. God has a sense of humor.

Mitch:

Only Vivek could have politics so shit that he has my rooting for Nikki and Pence to drag him

So true

I beg your pardon, POLITICO?

That’s MY President.

Pics that go hard

Get his ass, WH Comms Team.

These people are cartoonishly evil.