you like me in white?🤍

ready to swallow💦

Gay people can't do this. Women shouldn't be able to do that. But touch my semiautomatic rifle and you're attacking my rights.

Pruny fingers freak me the fuck out.

My mum watching rugby: "Jump in there but mind your neck."

Making eye contact at pedestrians while driving full speed on the bus.

Eircom broadband. Why are you so shit?

Mum getting aggressively vocal at Grand Designs.

Sitting on my own eating carrots at school.

Let's urge Tanzania President Jakaya Kikwete to stop evicting thousands #Maasai people for game hunting. Sign & RT avaaz.org/en/stand_with_…

Tell President S. B. Yudhoyono of #Indonesia to stop the plan to kill orangutans and #SaveAceh Sign & RT! avaaz.org/en/the_plan_to…

Why are all Irish tv personalities such wankers.

#lyricfm

Irish petition against badger cull: To Minister for Agriculture Simon Coveney 'Stop badger culling in Ireland' change.org/petitions/iris…

Protect Yasuni National Park change.org/en-GB/petition… via @change

Nike's union-busting again. Tell Nike to reinstate the 9 sacked and intimidated Indonesian workers, via @Sum_Of_Us bit.ly/1n8gxNq

My cat is sad because he's returned to the house in tears after being intellectually crushed by a gang of cruel poets

Drinking a 9.1% double IPA at midday is the way to do it. O Brother Brewing