To be fair that was never a penalty, but not much of a surprise as the ref was shocking #MUFC #GRAMUN

Good job we didn’t play this team against Leicester

Massive game today, two top teams going head to head in one of the biggest games in football. Tough to call a winner but I’m going to stick my neck out and say Brentford 😂

Pogba caught in possession, seen that before #suifra

I wish we bought the Ronaldo City tried to buy. You know, the ones the pundits were raving about. The one we’ve bought seems a bit of a dud

After the shambles of this afternoon, relaxing with the spirits and Clinton Baptiste at the Salford Quays

We should have believed Clinton Baptiste all along!

Big relegation battle next Monday #mufc

For every United fan who wants to have a laugh just retweet this🤣

Makes me sick how forced it is, the equivalent of scoring in a champions league group game against Maribor. Honestly, you’d think they’d just won the tournament. I hate international footy

Spain have made a double substitution, they have brought on Fate and Balde. Finally some footballers I can relate to #MARESP #WorldCup2022 #QatarWorldCup2022

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

Keano on the money with this 👌

Jacob Steinberg is full of shit, pass it on…

Jacob Rees-Mogg is no longer a Tory MP after Labour won his seat last night. The wise guys of the Conservative Party have run out of road.

Just a thought, but are Michael Oliver and David Coote still refereeing a Premiership game this weekend or have they been downgraded?

Absolute wankers cheering a player when he is substituted. It’s times like this I hope we get relegated so some of these cunts walk away from the club. #Zirkzee #ManUnited

Anyone know if Richard Keys is still outraged now that United have not qualified for the Champions League? #MUFC #EuropaLeagueFinal

Phew! #RyderCup2025