Look! Here comes Friday, rattling down the track like a shoe with its lights on! Drink sensibly!

'There's some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.'

Going to bed early. Radio 4. The taste of beer. Olives.

My new go-to phrase for all Tory canvassers /door to door salespeople etc.

I've heard of the bum's rush but this is RIDICULOUS!

Breaking news

OH YES YOU AREEEEEEEE :) GUILTY!!!!

Trump

#LockHimUp

I LOVE playing gigs me!

CULT FIGURES ARE BACK IN LONDON!
We're on a great bill with The Priscillas Micko & The Mellotronics & Dirty Viv DJ set from Rolo McGinty (@Woodentopsmusic) at the New Cross Inn Friday June 7th!
Get your tickets early! tinyurl.com/mspwvezm

Cult Figures

Sorry, I just done a Trump!

#Trump

Trump guilty #Trump #DonaldTrump

In my dream last night I managed to lose my friends in Hastings & was attempting to call them whilst remarking to passers by about the unlikely picturesque ‘rom com snow’ that had started falling in summer - very Richard Curtis!

‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.

My dear friends... It's time a sneaky look at some pages of my debut graphic novel. You can pre-order it now.

Greetings cards two pack. A5, blank inside and out. New into the shop. Available here! shireandshore.etsy.com/listing/172543…

Greetings cards now in the shop! A5 size and blank inside and on reverse. Packs of two or four. Available here: shireandshore.etsy.com/listing/173962…

This is great (again) from Morten Morland

Really love this beautiful shot.