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Kia ora koutou to everyone at #PLNZForum2021!

Thanks to Courtney Johnston, I'm having a reflect on all the people that helped me grow into my role... and enough of them are in this room to get started on thanking them #PLNZForum2021

Event planner, lobbyist, social worker... I think I want to be a librarian because I can't choose one #PLNZForum2021

I dont know why, but The Onion articles just hit different when you have been awake since 2am google.com/amp/s/www.theo…

I would like kitty to know that I really like her song Medicine, and I sing it every time I take my ritalin.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I wouldn't have a fucking clue, but I guess it has something to do with 12 #MyTwitterAnniversary

I had so many naps this weekend.

Day one taking a sick day from home: I proudly announced to the GP that I had my first vaccine, and the nurse monotoned "We know" and then the doctor started swabbing my nostril like she was selling cotton candy.

the album will be coming early 2022 😵‍💫

I could fix him

Peppa weighs in on three waters "I love jumping in muddy puddles, but the communists are trying to take that away from you"

Kids go fukin hard 2021

Oh no, all the dnb DJs have to self isolate. Where else are they going to find someone to stand up on stage and press play? #COVID19 #DnB

I did the fucking Wordle 204 4/6 you guys ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Maybe if the Dave Matthews Band followed through on the same ultimatum, Rogan fans would have their own Sophie's Choice.

If Twitter is going to get deleted, I’m finally safe to say this: There’s nothing wrong with Nickleback. Y’all just jealous you can’t play guitar and write a song people like.