Urlacher calls Tebow a pretty good running back after the game. Urlacher is a pretty good douche.

When I work out late there is always a guy with his shirt off. If life was like porn it would be a chick and she would need me to spot her.

A chick said to me recently, if you are going to hang with me you must like video games. It's going to be a winter wedding.

I just wrote this line to a chick "so would you like to meet up and discuss our love of baby vomit". She wrote back that would be fun.

Saw War Horse really good movie. People clapped at the end of it. I'm not sure it was worth being clapped at.

I told my mom I got a date on Sunday and she says "don't you want to lose more weight first." Thanks mom stop making fudge.

Going on a date in an hour. Best part of meeting a new chick, she doesn't know I'm full of crap most the time.

I'm wearing basketball shorts to a strip club that should be interesting.

Apparently I have moments where girls like me.

I've decided to never date chicks whose best friends are guys.

The Notebook is on Oxygen right now. Amazing film with an amazing amount of gentleness.

Worst idea for a sequel Bridesmaids 2 without Kristen Wiig, who wrote the first movie. At least with Hangover 2 you had the same cast.

I took my friend's advice meeting a chick for coffee. It's cheap and if I like her this will count as one date toward the 3 date sex rule.

Moonrise Kingdom Trailer has come out it's by Wes Anderson it looks amazing.

Why is it every time I work out this late a guy is at my gym with his shirt off. It's really gross backne all over my machines.

I've noticed when I'm watching The Jersey Shore I change the channel when someone enters the room like I'm watching porn or something.

After watching Warrior I believe Tom Hardy as Bane will turn in a performance that could be better then Heath Ledgers Joker.

"I suck at Girls" funny read Justin Halpern. Don't stop doing your thing it will turn around look at Katherine Heigl she's coming back.

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