Soft ride 😂

I cannot work out the thought process of businesses being open and shut, chippys open but no bakers, hardware shops open but no paint shops or building merchants etc 🤔. Surley there more essential than a fish supper

Couple o beers and a bottle of Prosecco last night... now tea time and ma heeds still sare 🙄

Deh ken how to feel about that! 😱

Can see me getting fucked on the bevvy and up the coop in ma slippers looking for mare very shortly

How is this new Madeline McCann suspect just coming to light now? 13+ years on 🤔

Fantastic to see my granny today for the first time in 4 weeks of her being in the hospital, at some points I thought I’d no see her again, she even had the cheek to apologise for missing my bday, and no making me my cake for first time in 32 years ❤️

😂😂😂

“Be Mindful of You 1. Get as much natural light & fresh air in your day as you can 2. Keep Main Stream Media to an absolute minimum or not at all 3. Listen to upbeat/feel good music as often as you can 4. Surround yourself with positive people & have someone you can talk to”🙏

When you finally find out who drank all your beer

I’m a celeb final 3: mo farah, Shane Ritchie and Liz McDonald #steviesprediction

Xmas songs: 30th November.... unacceptable 1st December...absolutely acceptable

On this day 32 years ago, the greatest ever scene in British comedy history was aired... The legendary bar scene!

Amazing how a bit sunshine lifts the spirits ☀️ 😊

Those pride of Britain awards looks a good sesh 🍻

Well that beats Bubble any day! What a performance, outstanding no a bum note all night. First proper open air gig, so good, half o kelsae there too, other half in friershaugh 🤭 #bryanadams

Gan the rocket man! What a performance, must be some atmosphere there tonight! #elton