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It's that time of year again......

Could be the change of career I’m looking for. Vote Crouch, as endorsed by Viz!

As it's International Tea Day. I'm sure many of you will be celebrating, in one way or another!

Just like me, Jordan Henderson was tempted by the big money. And just like me, he’s missed out on the England squad for the Euros because of it. 😞

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Wrong wedding, you idiots!

Keir Starmer was laughed at for using his 'toolmaker' line again last night, but maybe he wouldn't have been if he'd followed my advice. As endorsed by Carol Vorderman herself!

One of my Father’s Day presents. Nearly 1000 pages of retro goodness! 😍😍😍😍😍

To all the lads out in Germany today…….England expects!

I'm now at an age where I don't really like watching football in an aggressive atmosphere with people shouting and screaming abuse at the TV, and throwing drinks about. So I'll be going to the pub to watch the England match tonight and leaving my wife at home with her nonsense.

Great news about Theresa May's peerage.....can't wait to see her accepting it!

What a great weekend I’ve had! All sorts of fun to be had at the seaside!

I got the 'ick' the other day when a bloke gave me a 'boop' on the nose. It probably wouldn't have bothered me as much if he'd used his finger to do it.

The bad news…….they’re vicious little bastards. The good news……they’re fit vicious little bastards!

This is a blatant lie! It was the Cha Cha Slide.

Some highlights of my recent trip to Hastings. Completed a gruelling Park Run. Rewarded myself with a backdoor sausage hole. Yum!