Trump could tear open his shirt and reveal he is actually a writhing mass of eels topped with an animatronic head, and it wouldn't matter. The polls would stay tight.

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She won't back down.🌊 #Kamala2024 ❤️💙

10 new commandments incoming!

Hillary Clinton says Elon Musk offering to impregnate Taylor Swift was "rotten and creepy" and “kind of another way of saying rape I think.” “I can’t understand why he says what he says. It just is beyond my imagination. For the so-called masters of the universe in the

Dr. Steve says: Everybody talks about the weather, but the NDP has decided not to do anything about it, via The Tyee thetyee.ca/Opinion/2024/0…

Q. What's the definition of optimism? A. An accordion player with a pager. (I take this opportunity to tell that joke because this may be the last time pagers are ever in the news.)

Joy: "And thus, the junior senator from Ohio becomes the first senator in the history of the United States and the first candidate for vice president ever to admit to putting people in his own state at risk of their lives... on purpose..." WATCH MORE: youtu.be/UnBXpAyg7m4

Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre isn’t in power yet, but he’s already setting the NDP agenda. Our in-house spin doc Steve Burgess writes. #canpoli thetyee.ca/Opinion/2024/0…

A statement from Dakota Joshua:

Remember when Howard Dean destroyed his presidential campaign by making a funny noise?

.Steve Burgess: Does Singh really think the federal NDP is going to be the voice of opposition to the carbon tax? Poilievre owns that brand. At best, the NDP could only hope to be the anti-tax RC Cola. #cdnpoli thetyee.ca/Opinion/2024/0…

The Vance campaign provided the Wall Street Journal with a police report to prove their claims about cat-eating Haitians in Springfield. The WSJ spoke to the woman who filed it, who said she later found her cat alive and well in her basement. She also apologized to her Haitian

Very clear and tough letter from 111 former GOP nat-security officials, on why they're voting for Harris. (Some of them have already come out for her; a debut for some; most of them are recognizable names.) Will this "matter"? Who knows. But they're standing up and choosing a

If only Sylvia Plath had seen this, she might have chosen life.

I have an iPhone4. If it blows up, someone was really playing the long game.

I think fruit flies are listing my place on Airbnb.

More than 100 GOP national security officials endorse Harris. A group including ex–Trump staffers calls him "unfit to serve," a sucker for dictators, and a danger to us all. motherjones.com/politics/2024/…