🎶 do I look like a horse? No I’m not stable 🎶

Conspiracy video by a 10 year old about Santa

A Christmas Carol but instead of Christmas it’s January 6th

Selling my clothes on the TikTok shop

I need to spilt the G* *my head open with an anvil

That TikTok ban was quicker than a freaking Kardashian marriage, right? Remember that? When Kim was married to that guy for like a few days? Or something haha.

Me on death row Guard: “what’s your last meal” Me: “hooters. I’ll go pick it up” lol

Okay Trump orange as fuck 😴

Learning how to play Tonic by Britney Spears on the bagpipe

Truly meant to say Toxic

“Hey ChatGPT write my wedding vows” Isn’t that sad?

They call me the AI powered freak machine… juss sayin 😏

Pray for my haters next

Asking Gronk questions instead of Grok because I don’t know how AI works

The guy still fucks couches 😂

Liking everyone’s Hinge profile with the comment “Pam Beasley Vibes” and hoping someone fucks with that

DJ in club before dropping the beat

I can’t stand math word problems like this