He never says he's innocent. His argument is always that you can do fuck all about him being a crook. If you support him, you're either getting a kick back or thick as fuck. Simple as that.

Just saw Shaggy singing Mr Boombastic on TOTP. He really changed his look after Scooby Doo, didn't he?

Had dinner at a Mary Poppins Themed Restaurant.

Super cauliflower cheese but the roasters were atrocious🤷‍♂️😊

When MPs start demanding clarity on all dodgy dealings, regardless of party politics, I'll start to take them seriously.

QT a pic of you much younger
Also aged 18 in Ibiza 😊

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I'm going to start selling my own brand of underwear & call it Stevie Nicks.

It's National Auctioneers Day. I'm getting hammered.

When you go up to bed, totally knackered, then realise you washed your bedding and haven't put it back on yet......bollocks 🫤🤷‍♂️

Today is Blah Blah Blah Day......or if you're used to reading my tweets, it's like any other Wednesday 🤷‍♂️🙂

The subject of zebras came up whilst messaging someone yesterday & now this appeared on my feed. Big brother's obviously watching, but who cares, zebras are pretty amazing 🦓😊

She was rare, like a goth juror.

Off to bed......but for some reason, this is going through my head 🤷‍♂️
So, if you go go, wake me up before you do 😊
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Told my kids the person who invented music was called Ian and that's where the term 'Music(ian)' came from. They seemed to believe me. Is that child cruelty?

Not sure I like my new Take That t shirt. It has a little mark on it.....

No matter how often I hear that song, 'Houdini' by Dua Lipa, its name always escapes me 🤷‍♂️🙂

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Apparently, Liz Truss isn't happy about getting constantly compared to a lettuce. With the amount of shite she talks, it's the lettuce who should feel insulted 🤷‍♂️

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Today is Day Of The Mushroom. If you want to come to my party later, be there at 8pm on the button.