Every minute of my life, I am in vicious danger of shitting my pants. And I choose to live this way because I’d rather die a hero than live a coward

I’m Cuban. My grandparents stayed in refugee camps. You would not believe the amount of people who have no idea what they’re talking about, sending their brain dead Cuba takes out into the world like carrier pigeons transporting dick pics

Today's fish of the day are Lionfish!

Forcibly removed from my cousin’s Christening for wearing my favorite shirt. Fascism has a face and it belongs to my Aunt Rosa

Here’s a quick walk cycle I made between back-to-back shifts as a Ghostbuster. Pixel Dailies #pixel_dailies

this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom

I see my cat twice a day. Once in the morning at breakfast, and then a brisk handshake goodnight. What he gets up to in the rest of the day is between him and God

This little sock guy has been living rent free in my head for months. I’m imprisoning him in a tweet until I figure out how to shade fabric

Coroners at Buckingham Palace are reporting the Queen died from a “spoonful of Mild Chili”, which “hit her gut like an Atomic Bomb”

Not everyone can handle the Cinnamon Challenge

I don’t really use this ass wound of an app any more, but I’m too proud of this animation to not post it anywhere. Please enjoy “Fancy Lizard With Somewhere To Be”