As an incredibly shy individual who doesn’t like attention, I decided to hit the gym with my great, big bull balls this weekend. What do you think? If I walked into your gym like this, would you have noticed? Full video: onlyfans.com/545939700/ster…

The fur definitely adds an unwanted layer of insulation in this heat. Got home from the gym absolutely drenched in sweat. Now I just gotta decide whether I should jump straight into the shower or find a thirsty boy to lick dad clean 👅

Call me old fashioned, but I consider it a man’s duty to ensure his gym bros are sexually satisfied. From my furry pecs to my ripe pits, from my pierced cock to my tight fuckhole, I use my body in whatever means necessary to make sure he enjoys a truly epic nut.

From 187 lbs in August 2020 to 223 lbs in May 2024. That’s 36 lbs gained in just under 4 years. “Bro, only 36 lbs?”, I hear you say. Guys, I’m trying, but when you’ve also sworn an oath and dedicated your life to serving cock, it doesn’t make it easy.

Need to shift a sense of despair after your latest doomscroll? Why not visit your local gym? You’ll find an army of men trying to better themselves, supporting one another, doing whatever they can to hear the 7 sweetest words known to man: “Fuck bro, you’re gonna make me cum”

Ever since the first dumbbell was thrown in a town called Stonewall, #Pride has unified our entire community around a simple demand: The right for gym bros to shoot loads into each other. That’s why I hope to spend this year on my knees, drenched in our shared history.

Haven’t trimmed this bush in months cuz a few of the lads said it makes them squirt so fucking much when it brushes against their butt cheeks. No matter how badly I might be craving a tidy up, some things matter more. Making your gym bro squirt is one of those things.

I was resting between sets last night, trying to remember how many loads were in me, when a guy approached to ask how many sets I had left. Initially perturbed by the interruption, all was soon forgiven once I realised he was staring straight at my tits instead of my face.

Been testing out some new gym wear options. Sure, it squeaks when I walk and stains the equipment, but nothing screams ‘do me’ more than rubber. The memory of a good workout may fade. But getting tag teamed by the lads in the showers? Those memories last a lifetime.

It’s often the simple things that make life worth living. Like stripping off with the lads to put on a show for the dads. Ah, the circle of life.

Wearing my thicker 9 mm ring cuz I like the way his legs tremble when I hit it off his special spot.

Playing it coy at the pump n dump so the lads don’t think I’m an unsavoury character with loose morals.

In one of the most mortifying experiences of my life, I accidentally wandered onto a nudist beach. So great was my embarrassment, I had no choice but to walk a further 500m up the beach to the gay area in search of dick.

Cannot fucking believe I got fucking sunburnt taking loads at the beach. I just hope my woes can be a cautionary tale for you guys. Safer sex is no laughing matter. Always, always use protection: SPF 50 or higher when getting raw dogged in the sun.

Ask any monumental slut what their greatest fear is and you’ll get the same response: the fear of being mistaken for a plain, old, regular slut. That’s where greased up rubber comes in. Since making it an integral part of my wardrobe, the lads at my gym just see me as a hole.

I would never suggest the gym is solely about swapping loads with the lads, but when you barely even get finger blasted during a workout, it does make you think. Found these in my wardrobe. Far too small. Very uncomfortable. So naturally an ideal choice for pull day later.

Spotted one of my absolute favourite gym bros training his big, fuzzy legs with a mate last night. Couldn’t let the opportunity pass, so I invited both of them back to my place to write poems, make daisy chains and stare into each other’s eyes all night long.

Food seems to be going down easier than normal, so I’m taking the opportunity to stack on some much-needed meat. 228 lbs / 103.4 kg. Only another 37 lbs until I realise I wanna be even bigger 😇

Heading to Folsom Berlin for a classic lads lads lads weekend. Sipping mimosas, swapping loads and dressing like a whore. onlyfans.com/1265778102/ste…

When a gym bro lets it slip that nothing makes him nut harder than titty fucking a giant set of meaty honkers, you really only have one choice. Dedicate the rest of your life to growing a set of jugs so massive he can’t help but glaze them every day of the week.