“Steely Dan boyfriend Lana Del Rey gf” I say out loud as the priest reads me my last rites and my brother and his family cry as I get put down like sick dog

Fake Porta John #girth

Need a Buddy Sitcom where Danny McBride and Walton Goggins play Dabo Swinney and Shane Beamer when they both get fired and have to go coach at a down and out highschool.

Dabo and Shane Beamer coaching life and bible study football at North Greenville next year

I am going to tell my kids this is Mike Shula #Gamecocks

Dude I’ll trade you my congress shirt! You fucking loser 😂

What are the odds he is a descendent #MongolianMike

Planning on being a Black Israelite for Halloween show in Savannah, but have to research the obnoxious shit they say for chomping purposes #wewaskings

I don’t know why, but I feel a little bit of magic in the air today…

No more tik tokers. THUG BALL IS BACK!

Mr. President, the Barberians have dropped a diss track #napalm #untz

Chet looks like if a yard stick was a wigger

Calendar marked, enthusiasm through the roof

Roommate found the 3 computerized cricket noise makers I hid around his room.

#Panicpick5. Savanah Night 1 You should be glad Dyin Man North Arleen Thin Air Oh and give me a fucking Godzilla please

Damn near fell down, happy Halloween