I can’t believe the pedophiles didn’t release the list of pedophiles

Ticketmaster is a terrorist organization

Beer should be free if you’re sad

ok I really like the Bieber album lol

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet

SLIDE CITY SLIDE CITYYYYYYYYY

need joes pizza and soft serve

I —

How it feels to be out of the loop

A Bug's Life (1998) radicalized me

here I go again, romanticizing a life that is not in Miami!!!!!!

Im about to crash out on the entire att internet customer service team

My tik tok fyp is either thirst trap edits of joe Jonas or conspiracy theories there is no in between

I’m on that good kush & Tylenol

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 “We’re gonna steal the Declaration of Independence”

do not send me reels PLZ I beg u

In theory… do we think it’s possible I land a kick flip by late February lol