NEW VLOG! Our Daughter Turns 18! ❤️ 18th Birthday Tradition youtu.be/3XkF73VSvA0

NEW VLOG! Getting Ready to Graduate 🎉 So Proud of Penelope and Keira! youtu.be/6RIeX1UME3o

Reese just unironically put Creed on the Alexa and then asked me if I wanna go see them in concert with her. Yes. Yes I do. #90sButtRockForTheWin

All I know is Kendrick and Drake are both making $$$$$$$$$ right now.

Your family isn’t in the way. They are the way. #UnsungHero

NEW VLOG! GIRLS GRADUATION CRUISE! 🎉 + Reunited for Mother's Day youtu.be/ZI0VIVIHeHw

NEW VLOG! Big Family Grocery Haul // A Peaceful Day in Our Life ☀️ youtu.be/WNfVu_KP0Vo

NEW VLOG! Back Home Again ❤️ + a heartfelt chat from mom 🙏🏽 youtu.be/mCJFP187fdo

NEW VLOG! This Made Mom Cry 🥺 Heartwarming Moments in a Hard Season ❤️ youtu.be/BPXNB6hSSM0

The Olympics announcer just told Lebron James that he's an "Elder Statesman." He's 39. I can't decide whether or not to be offended or honored that I am a more Elderly Statesman than Lebron.

I think we can all agree that we need more Willem Dafoe voiceover commercials.

I’m officially old. I was sitting down, minding my own business, watching elite athletes dominate in the Olympics when all of a sudden, I turned my neck & hurt myself. Next thing you know, I’ll be drinking prune juice with a basket of Werther’s on my coffee table, watching golf.

NEW VLOG College Plans ❤️ + Last Week of Summer youtu.be/0hlM5sWawfc

I have a sneaking suspicion Hell will involve eternities of holding your hands under the faucet sensor waiting for water to come on, but never does. You try every position & distance imagineable. You move to a different faucet & give it a try. But your hands stay dirty… forever.

Me: Let’s watch an amazing new movie that we have never seen before! My family: Let’s watch 14 Episodes of The Nanny!

NEW VLOG! Planning our trip to China! 🎉 Who’s Going? ❤️ youtu.be/b--BZ15V7po

After all the hype around The Madness, I was honestly pretty disappointed. So, back to watching The Day of the Jackal, which is - in my estimation - at least 16,000 times better.

Keira just said, “Man. Moses was my first crush. I’m so sad.” Took me a minute to realize she was taking about Val Kilmer.

My wife spotted a few gray hairs on me this morning and without skipping a beat, said, “You’re becoming the next Pierce Brosnan.” That’s how you build up your man. #ShakenNotStirred

AI is wild, guys.