Ive refused to wear red and white Christmas pyjamas like, people believe in Santa or that stepping on a crack might break your back. Why can't I believe that wearing red and white somehow helps the mackems?! #UpTheMags #IHateBlackCats

Absolutely relentless this life, how's the school also a full time job? Have you picked your meals on the app ? Have you done the reading tasks on the app? Christmas jumper day, forest school day, take a book home day. Class Dojo, Seesaw There isn't enough time in a week man!

There is a rumour going around that you are trying to morph into Carra in an effort to win irene heart, is this true juandirection ? #furryreds #smouldering

All Newcastle fans this week ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

Now that the champions league is out too way IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW ID FLY OVER SUNDERLAND TOMORROW AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW, BELOW #NUFC #iHATEFUCKINGCATS

Just had a visitor in the garden, he said don't worry about Sunday it's all sorted. Seen him before the cup final aswell so now I can chill #nufc

my twitter wrapped 2025 please Grok

Was that yee outside the gate at about 5 oclock last night, are you about 6 foot 2? AJS

UP THE FUCKING MAGS MAN #NUFC

A man from Sunderland actually wanked onto a seagull man, how mad is that, you'd just shut the whole place wouldn't you #FeatheredFriends #NUFC #SAFC #DerbyDay

Are you the same fella from Riley and Durrant that was on Galaxy radio about 18 years ago warming up for Saturday nights Andi Durrant? Was a shindig in my uncles car when I was 15 that 🫡

Got abit of a sore throat, hope im not getting Bonkilitis

A real life Angel

Felt proud of myself for thw first time in ages today, just wish I could have talked to my uncle about it

First day off for Christmas, going to get my family Christmas shopping finished, bad day to be a Bayliss and Harding Gift Set! 🎁 #MerryChristmas

What are good skincare products? Is the Korean stuff decent? Will i find something in Harrods Beauty or Sephora? irene L 🥐

Whats the craic with the start of the Snowman and the Snowdog story like? "Billy loved his dog but he was slowing down, he died" 🤣 bairns crying, Merry Christmas