Join us at The Forge, Brighton's No.1 Comedy Club (Tripadvisor Traveller's Choice Award 2024) for a #Friday night to remember!! 💥 Tom Houghton Tom Houghton 💥 Tez Ilyas Tez 💥 Lewis Garnham @lewgarnham 💥 Eli Hart @elihartinstantly 💥 MC Stephen Grant Stephen Grant

Jonni David Ornstein The Athletic | Football Also worth noting that Chelsea are having to comply with a UEFA business plan so they cannot have a positive net cash spend on transfers this summer. By using their MCO club Strasbourg to buy Enciso means there’s no cost going through Chelsea’s books. It’s bending the rules

Updated line ups for this weekend; 🔥Markus Birdman🔥 “I did a tour of NZ with Markus Birdman, who wiped the floor with me every night. He was fantastic.” James Acaster 🔥Malinda Makuma🔥 “Charming, unexpected and utterly compelling. Definitely one to watch" - Banana Cabaret

BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND Loading!! Line up change for this Saturday! But check it out - a stellar hand picked line up to add some BIG laughs to your bank holiday... ⚡Laura Lexx ⚡Honourable Tom Houghton ⚡Joseph Emslie ⚡Stephen Grant Ironworks Studios - #Brighton #BankHoliday

Israel has killed at least 20 people, including several journalists, in a double strike on Nasser Medical Complex, the largest health facility in southern Gaza, according to the health ministry in the Palestinian enclave. on.ft.com/4oSXFqi

Jen Brister is selling out shows for her warm up tour this Autumn! Catch her at a venue near you - click the collection in comments to book! "Furiously Funny” The Guardian “Her energy is explosive. Her use of space and delivery mesmerising” Sunday Times #JenBrister

I’m not saying I had a rough night, but face recognition isn’t working on my phone this morning

We're proud to be supporting the #TogetherAgainstSuicide initiative alongside @Samaritans and the @PremierLeague. 💙🤍 Find safe spaces, trained listeners and vital support at American Express Stadium. 🫂

Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.

Tuesday; We're supporting young people experiencing homelessness in #Brighton & #Hove ⭐️ #SuziRuffell ⭐️ #JenBrister ⭐️ #StephenGrant ⭐️ #DineshNathan ⭐️ #FabGoualin On a mission to help these young people move from crisis to stability. Please come & support us! The Clock Tower Sanctuary

Netanyahu said that they are fighting the terror axis of Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houthis, headed up by Iran. Is he just doing this alphabetically?

Good evening to Marc Cucurella. Robert Sanchez. Moises Caicedo. Joao Pedro. Facundo Buonanotte. Graham Potter. Billy Reid. Bjorn Hamberg. Bruno. Ben Roberts. Kyle Macaulay. Paul Winstanley. Sam Jewell.

We are deeply concerned by reports of a violent attack at a synagogue in Manchester today. We unequivocally condemn this act of violence.

Thanks to the #AmazonCrash I've lost all my Snapchat DM's and now to have to revert to using my *imagination* for a w@nk

He's built Skynet #terminator

An accurate Fox headline.

🔥 FIRE UP SATURDAY AT FORGE The laughs are about to ignite - don't miss this red-hot comedy night at Forge 🤩 ⭐ Rob Deering ⭐ Joe Foster ⭐ Gareth Mutch ⭐ Stephen Grant Don't forget we have sizzlingly delicious pizzas & chilled drinks packages to make the night complete 🔥

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