Yeah but we have a smoke machine

what if the real inflation is the friends we make along the way

so glad i learned the recorder in elementary school. not a day goes by where i don’t whip out my recorder and go full send on some hot cross buns

Most forgotten generation?

my fav cs lewis quote

how does a person become a small town private eye that solves murders that stump the police? asking for a friend

Most people don’t know that the D in Franklin D. Roosevelt stands for Doritos.

I was just reminded of this banger. No legal analysis I do will ever touch this.

And Jesus of Nazareth, who did NOT stay dead

A new Grimace has been selected

hey real quick where do we stand on oxidants? are we still antioxidant or are we pro now

Is there any way to combine the selection of the new pope with the NFL draft?

Lord of the Rings hot take: Tolkien leaned a little too heavily on eagles for a plot device

And in the cards section nonetheless

remember that period in the 2000s when the trendy thing to do at wedding was to have the wedding party do a choreographed dance? that’s not still a thing right? please tell me it’s not

low key i think tom bombadil would be insufferable to spend time with

I’m giving up procrastination for lent

Airplanes need to have a separate exit for people who have exited an airplane before

Costco is my favorite place to go if I need to go to the optometrist, have my tires changed, and eat a foot long hot dog all in the same errand

It would be a game changer if we could eliminate the phrase “game changer”