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@stephen_shaffer

(he/him) No, I'm from Kansas. I only work in space. đź–– Rock Chalk | Bury Me a Royal

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linkhttps://bio.site/shaffer calendar_today10-03-2009 19:14:44

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a year ago

Jason Lee’s voice performance in The Incredibles is everything.

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a year ago

Bands: please don’t write bios like this. Even as a joke.

Bands: please don’t write bios like this. Even as a joke.
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a year ago

i will forever be on the “bob dylan is the funniest person alive” train

i will forever be on the “bob dylan is the funniest person alive” train
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a year ago

just catching up on the news, i've been offline for a while. jesus christ. rip michael jackson

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a year ago

Kirk Hammett goes to traffic school.

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a year ago

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a year ago

Wasn’t wearing my glasses and legit thought this was a gooey pastry or something.

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a year ago

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a year ago

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a year ago

nosferatu soundtrack had no rob zombie in it total bullshit

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a year ago

My New Year’s Resolution is to listen to more System of a Down

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a year ago

DOT’S PRETZELS NOW HAS TOO MANY VARIETALS—THEY NEED TO SELL A SAMPLER PACK.

DOT’S PRETZELS NOW HAS TOO MANY VARIETALS—THEY NEED TO SELL A SAMPLER PACK.
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a year ago

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a year ago

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