Playing the role of Oliver Cromwell tonight are the Ohio State Buckeyes.

No mention of why Óglach O'Grimacey was forced into his 45-year exile?

“so what’s it like being in tech sales?”

I have decided to get worse.

Magic trick

Here is the 2025 NCAA Tournament bracket, but with tip times, locations, and the network the games air on.

Happy opening day to Timothee Chalamet

Unwilling to pay costly vet bill, Pirates opt to have Pirate Parrot put down. More at 11.

Me vs 100 frosty miller lites

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I’m not sure the Cardinals knew what it would mean to have an American Pope.

It’s Home Run Derby Day! REPOST for your chance to win this autographed jersey by Oneil Cruz. Presented by SHEETZ

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Baked as shit to the point of shivering paranoia. You reach out of your THC induced psychosis and place an order for pizza, "this will soothe me." What feels like an eternity passes. Then, the police arrive. They have your pizza.

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