She got that Muay-Thai grapple game , was finna start feeding her knees to the face 😂

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WhenThingsGetDarkAndYourNumberGetsCalledAndYouLookSideToSideLike”WhatDidTheySay”AndItAintTheLordsVoiceAndThenYouRealizeThatTheDevilsBeenTalkinToYou

I be sad when the blunt bout to be gone.

Why?

My BM being nice. I just know she finna ask me for some money.

She Blocked my number I’m still in her close frieeeeeeeeeeends

I been taking some crazy shots lately.. fuck it lol

Mental health reasons, financial reasons.

I done dropped the blunt 😢

Do blunt drop penalties apply if the blunt not lit yet ?

Niggas be damn near 40 dressin like teenagers

I hate unsolicited FaceTimes.

If I text you. Why tf would you ft me in return

Called my self waking up early at like 7 To smoke a wood in the bathroom before the girls woke up Mannn why both they ass wake up THE SECOND I FINISHED ROLLING

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Dad won at parenting

asking you to trust me again, but this time for 131 seconds. this is Ralph, a 185lb+ mastiff who is pretty severely environmentally fearful. please watch what happens as Ralph tries to navigate his fears with this beautifully patient soul.