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S. J. Hahn

@stephanjhahn

#Author. Husband & Father. Accountant. #Writer. #Gamer. I enjoy satirical incidents, oxford commas, and #parenting three obnoxious little versions of myself.

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There is something so sweet about how the 4yo says "Ukulele" as he proceeds to bang it into every corner he comes around. #parenting #sendhelp

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I don't think that my children realize if they only started getting along and working together they could literally achieve world domination. If only. #parenting #sendhelp

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Candy rewards rarely work because you children will NEVER listen to you, so you will all this candy lying around that you are forced to eat. How unfortunate. #parenting #sendhelp

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Me: Do you want your sandwich cut into squares or triangles? 4yo: Squares. *cuts sandwich in to squares and sets in front of 4yo. 4yo: I MEANT TRIANGLES! #parenting #sendhelp

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It's bothering me that I haven't killed off a character in a while. I'll need to remedy this straightway. #WritingCommunity #amwriting

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What makes you continue a book? Anyone can start one, but what part pulls you in and makes you want to finish? #WritingCommunity #amwriting

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*6yo reading the words "change the world" 6yo: Challenge the world. Me: Change the world. 6yo: Yes, but villains don't challenge the world, they take it over. Me: #parenting #sendhelp

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Many of my characters have sarcastic undertones in their dialogue. Which of your characteristics shows up the most in your characters? #WritingCommunity #writers

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I have paperback books to give away to anyone wanting to read it. Let me know and I will send you one. #WritingCommunity #Giveaway

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I just want to take a second to thank everyone who has read my book and given feedback. It means so much! #WritingCommunity #writinglife