Dear god, this presser is batshit even for Trump. He’s bitching about water pressure. He’s talking about electric heaters making people itch. He says he’s going to try to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. He says windmills drive whales crazy.

🚨NEW: Federal Judge Aileen Cannon has blocked the Jack Smith Report from being released at the request of Donald Trump’s lawyers. Cannon has for years ruled in Trump’s favor on various cases. RETWEET if you think Judge Cannon is a disgrace!

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Who else wants President Biden to exercise his presidential immunity and do an official act in the best interest of the people and release the Jack Smith report on Donald Trump? 🙋‍♀️

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HEY MAGA! How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper? Just curious.

JUST IN: Donald Trump blamed the U.S. for Putin’s invasion of Ukraine, claiming it was due to U.S. support for Ukraine’s NATO membership. He also repeated the Kremlin lie that the U.S. sabotaged a deal between Ukraine and Russia. What a fuc*ing traitor

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Can’t lower the price of groceries but sure, sure — change the name of a body of water like it makes a fucking difference to anyone anywhere. Must we really be saddled with this fucking idiot again? Really?

This is the year 2025 and the incoming felon elect of United States of America was just asked by the press in all seriousness, if he was going to “use military force to acquire Canada.” Military force to acquire Fucking Canada!!!!! This is where we are now. Holy fucking shit.

🚨🚨🚨URGENT! Anyone have a direct line to Merrick Garland who can tell him to do his fucking job and overrule MAGA JUDGE CANNON and release the damning Jack Smith report on Trump so we can all know what kind of slime is slithering into the oval office? Pls share far & wide!

Fox News is talking about Harry Truman trying to buy Greenland in 1867. Harry Truman wasn't even alive in 1867. 🤦‍♀️

Not even in office yet, trying to "aquire" Greenland, the Panama cancel and Canada What the he!! ... Sent Jr. to Greenland..maybe he will stay there!!! tRump belongs in a secure mental facility with absolutely no contact with the outside world

They’re all just so fucking stupid. And the base just doesn’t care. Harry Truman, 1867? Sure, whatever. FFS.

America will rejoice when Trump is “with” his beloved wife Ivana!

She can’t just give them money. She had to be directed by congress.

Are you sure you aren’t talking about Trump? This is exactly what the old turd is doing!