Let’s start my long weekend in Florida off with a diverted flight 🙃

Couldn’t tell the difference. Thought it was a CD to be honest pal.

Bellend.

This one gets me every time

Got to admire how much Luke Littler likes to goad the scousers.

I see the John Fury show is underway again.

72m and he can’t hold a ball up. The price tag isn’t his fault but my god he shouldn’t be leading our line. It’s tight on him. Needs someone to learn off.

This man has brought so much joy to my life. I legit think this is one of the greatest men to have ever lived.

I see it’s the day where blokes want to have a whinge about woman playing football.

Olise with another cracker. Guarantee if he comes to us he’ll turn wank.

Sue’s gone to Molineux to watch the fireworks.

So cured of Texas. It’s just full of bugs. Bitten to death over here. Can’t wait to be back home.

Gollum’s grown hair.

Very good, get talking lads and lasses.

As if they’ve made a documentary on this 😭😭😭

I know fuck all.

Manuel Neuer is still mint.

We’d have still lost, what’s your point?

No way is that a penalty. Jesus Christ.

Declan Rice has been superb for Arsenal in this game.