How many Manchester United fans are happy we got Lammens instead of Martinez?

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Victor Lindelöf has joined Aston Villa on a free transfer. Two-year contract. 🦁

🚨 Manchester United are set for a busy end to deadline day: Lammens done ✅ Martinez off ❌ Potentially 𝗦𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 more deals to get done. 😱 👇

Deadline day never be the same again. Used to have dildos in reporters ears Now got merson calling gravenberch ‘gravenitch’ , szoboszlai ‘zobalob’ , Wirtz ‘Vitz’

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Senne Lammens has successfully completed his Manchester United medical and will shortly sign his contract. 🗞️ Sully

🚨 Rasmus Højlund has signed his Napoli contract. The deal is done. (Source: Gianluca Di Marzio)

🥳Small winner today and one NR🥳

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Napoli have signed Rasmus Højlund from Manchester United on an initial loan deal. €6M loan fee, with an obligation for €44M if certain conditions are met.

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Real Betis have signed Antony from Manchester United: ▪️ €22M fee + €3M add ons. ▪️ 50% sell-on clause. ▪️ Contract until 2030

What is the moral of the transfer window story? Act like a complete c*ck and you'll get your dream move. Because if you act like a true professional, you won't.

🚨 Jadon Sancho pictured in the Aston Villa kit for the first time. (📸 Sam C)

🏇Horse picks 🏇 Winning pick yesterday.

⚽ Match Result Over 2.5⚽ Both teams won last 4/5 games with over 2.5. Massive odds for a double.

On this with bet365 Jesse Custer Worth a quid, looks decent.

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Our 84/1 BTTS ACCA was let down by one leg 🫠 Lincoln 3-0 Notts County ❌ Some mental results, with 42 goals across the eight legs. 😵‍💫⚽️ Ad 18+ GambleAware

Misses by one Hampton goal 😞

⚽️⚽️⚽️ “Macclesfield (A) on a Tuesday?” “Completed it mate” #OurTownOurClub | Tom Handley