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“public service broadcasting”

ok fellas, what's *your* biggest ick? mine is seeing the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the

a pierrotsocial relationship is when one of you is a sad Italian clown

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in

If you like my Twitter, then you'll LOVE my books.

Pre-order Maps of Imaginary Towns here:

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Book for the launch on 26/9 Mill Hill Chapel, hosted by Hold Fast Books, here:

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apparently he used the money from these to buy a house in london he called “nintendo towers” lol

His raise is literally the budget of a movie. They gave him the budget of a movie for being so good at not releasing movies.

a poirotsocial relationship is when one or both of you is a Belgian detective

speaking of the tortured poets department 😏 I've been doing a poem a day for NaPoWriMo over on my Patreon. today's post features a whopping THREE poems, which you can read right now for free. subscribe for more poems, fiction, essays and other stuff!

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Sarah Bernstein & I have written a short article for Verso Books about the vote on supporting a ceasefire at the Society of Authors EGM on the 2nd May.

Now is the time for us - as writers - to unite for Palestine & make sure our union represent us

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just saw someone mistakenly refer to 'ethnic cleaning', which sounds like the basis for a near the knuckle Goodness Gracious Me sketch

“would your sixteen year old self be proud of you” im not trying to impress a mentally ill child

Lovely to have two new poems - 'Terminally Online' and 'Walking Simulator' - featured by Osmosis Press today!

Check them out here!!

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british productivity crisis actualy (sic) just statistical error. average british worker uses state of the art technology, cocaine, works 18 hour days etc. Massive Hyde Park Cannabis Cloud, most lethargic entity on planet, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Yes! … Ha ha ha! … YES!

actually comical how, like, medievally horrible the Republicans are. the worst, most wretched group of people on planet Earth