me: yeah I went to a montresor school him: you mean a montessori school! me (stacking bricks and mortar: no

I went to your church and everyone knew you

Bird That Can Read Everyone’s Thoughts Welcomed As Keynote Speaker Of Psychedelics Conference theonion.com/bird-that-can-… via The Onion

Mayor-elect Olivia Chow currently riding bike to go do donuts on Doug Ford’s lawn thebeaverton.com/2023/06/mayor-… via The Beaverton

BUDGET MEETING TONIGHT, SO PUMPED FOR MUNICIPAL ENGAGEMENT also i'm truly excited for the "6:00-6:45 – Presentation on Mass General Law (M.G.L.) and Budget Basics" presentation

Ridiculous thoughts bubbling into my brain like the fact that I have been in a vehicle that was pulled over by the Sandwich Police as a dirtbag teen

They should let Ice T host next year's US Consumer Product Safety Commission 4th of July Safety Presentation

Aw yeah learned a lot about how municipal budgeting works and did a lot of good work with my committee and now i am VERY tired

YESSSSSSSS THE WHITE STREAK FROM WHICH HISPANIC WOMEN DERIVE THEIR MOST POWERFUL MAGICKS

Ahhhhhhhhhhh finally

"Denzel Washington hunts blank" was way too broad so i had to get specific to figure out which movie the song i was listening to reminded me of

Sticking around Boston for the Fourth of July? Here’s our guide on how to have a very problematic, woke, or based holiday depending on how you celebrate

Official Apology To Scientology From Waterford Whispers News

I ate a pork belly sandwich earlier that i will be thinking about for a long time

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