Said it after the first game: you cannot tell me that Tom Cairney isn't a better creative midfielder and playmaker than anyone in that Steve Clarke Scotland squad. Neanderthal football. #SCOHUN #Euro2024

These are the blackened lungs of a 52-year-old man who smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for 30 years. 🫁🚬Wild...

I defy you not to smile at the ten year old’s talent #Jake #sweetchildofmine #gunsnroses

You know what: this is an excellent summation. Not surprising, given the brilliance of its author. #Succession #generalection2024

Congrats to my new MP Ben Coleman. They tried to shore up duplicitous Greg Hands by making the constituency #ChelseaAndFulham. but, karma (being economical with the truth about his role in trying to sell off #CharingCrossHospital) got him. Now, Ben, fix #HammersmithBridge

One of the best players we have ever had. Good luck in Munich, Joao Palinha 🥲FC Bayern München Fulham Football Club

❤️simply the best. #joaopalinha

I wrote this about my own (second) heart attack and the challenging events of the past few days. If just one man reads this and acts upon the symptoms, it will have been worth it!Hammersmith Hospital Coronary Care unit: thank you from the stented bottom of my heart. #heartattack

A wonderful mention of our specialist cardiology team from Stefano Hatfield in this article. “I had a three-hour procedure during which talented and professional doctors at Hammersmith Hospital inserted not one, not two, but three stents in and around my increasingly dodgy ticker.”

Danny Boyle and #London2012 looking better by the minute. #OlympicOpeningCeremony #Paris

FFS BBC Sport stop embarrassing yourselves. It’s Nadia Comaneci, one of the greatest ever female sportswomen. Surely someone can tell the commentator? #OpeningCeremony #Paris

Foiled again! Anyone know WTF is going on? Not a great TV sport. #fencing #PARIS2024

Oh, how truly sad. Not only a truly great and fearless reporter, but just the loveliest man you could ever wish to meet. Kim Sengupta was the journalist I wished I was brave enough to be. #TheIndependent

Fulham FC - 2024/25 Away Kit Revealed this is - what my pupils would call - “banging drip”. Nice work ⁦adidas Football⁩ ⁦Fulham Football Club⁩ fulhamfc.com/news/2024/augu…

Estadio Algarve. Benfica v Fulham. #COYW

The Trofeu do Algarve, we won it one time! #Benfica #Fulham #EstadioAlgarve

“We won it one time…” #Fulham #Benfica

Reselling is merely legalised touting. but without the sheepskin coats. #Oasis25 #Ticketmaster #SeeTickets #GigsandTours #StubHub #Viagogo

What a classy - and talented - young man! A credit to Fulham Football Club and Hampton School . He is a lot calmer here than I was in the away end! #CHEFUL #VAR #JoshKing

How does this help Fulham Football Club at all? We all knew it was wrong the moment we saw it, both in the stadium and on TV. Ruined a lifetime moment for #JoshKing and cost us points when we were well on top of them. Why isn’t Rob Jones punished as well as the VAR? Shambles. #CHEFUL