Losing the ball means I had possession

Judge: Mshukiwa, mashtaka yako ni gani? Gen Z: Niliitana Githinji, lakini hakuna mahali kwa ID yake anaitwa Githinji

Even better, let's make him the Chief Surgeon at Kenyatta Hospital

I honestly don’t care if I am anymore.

Now partner up and run on a single ticket.

Crack

Unajarubu kugusia mtu story ya kujenga overlanding rig anakuuliza "wewe huenda off-road wapi hii dunia?".

Waititu alikuwa anauza smokie?

When are we condemning Governors who pay thugs to sodomizez beat and kill critics?

Problem is people want to start at the top. Hamtaki kulala chini mnataka roof top immediately. Hamtaki kukula bread & milk mnataka steak & eggs. You will see bad things

The difference between Wanga and Kahiga judging with their pressers is their nose size and their dental formula. Akili yao ni sambamba.

Their office chair is on my bucketlist.

Mnanbuy shottoz?

Before you retire you will have enough vote to win the MCA, MP and Senators seats in one swoop!

Was it a metallic grey chasing down a funny coloured BMW on Friday evening along the Expressway? If so the guy was baiting everyone on the Expressway.