I am shocked - shocked! - to discover the entire “exodus” story was nothing more than lobbying on behalf of the mega-rich. Wealth tax now!

As the capital city, London has clearly disproportionately benefited from public money. Claims it's a shithole are a psy op to distract people from being angry about how severely underfunded their own town is. Phone snatching is v real, however.

Ricky Jones was charged, pleaded not guilty & was prosecuted before a jury of 12 randomly selected British strangers and found Not Guilty Others pleaded Guilty & were sentenced accordingly - they too could have elected jury trial There’s nothing 2 tier about it

With the return of the Premier League this weekend, it’s the perfect pretext to enjoy the legendary frontman from The Fall Mark E. Smith reading the football classified results in his inimitable style.

Jeremy Monga (16) scoring his first Leicester City goal ✨ More to come. x.com/GerrardTre1667…

get rid of the whole squad except fatawu and the kids, they’re all a complete waste of time

On August 6, Suleiman Obeid went to Khan Yunis to gather aid. Sitting and waiting, he was killed by arms dropped by an Israeli quadcopter. “Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?” asked Mohamed Salah. Spoke to his friends and family to answer: nytimes.com/athletic/65555…

fair play - exactly the kind of thing the bbc should be doing!