im renowned at the office for my misfortune

Drum & Bass fans love it when they take out the drums and bass for a second and then put them back in

had a dream I was playing ness dittos in my front yard in 3d space and my opponent got bored so he transformed into a fly and flew away

S.T.E.A.K. Specially Trained Enforcer And Killer

i threw a pill in ohio 🎶 ...to show stavino i was cool.....

pure primal amygdala fear in the grocery store checkout line

organ pain Fridays

My awful posture. My wretched form. My hideous folds. My slovenly grooming. [Remembers his jeans] my awesome jeans.

I deadass want to dap up Squidward I’m not joking

im edgy 🧛

1000000000000 opps

i wish falco wasnt real. i would do anything

parmesan cheese is deeply misunderstood

harboring a deep sadness is getting old

i would die for reviewbrah

i love when i hear my opponent fastfall to the blast zone 😂😂😂🫵