lol just got to pittsburgh and someone left oxiclean at my dad’s grave

I was watching Zoolander and saw Donald Trump in a small cameo, so I decided to modify it a little bit.

Omg. Check out what just happened on live TV at the convention.

Since rfk is dropping out I’d like to thank him for giving me the opportunity to make one of my best jokes I’ve ever come up with

JD Vance at the donut shop trying to act normal

So I was looking for a place to eat in Springfield

I think the Outre Orange seems most accurate. What do you think?

This is a pinch me moment. I got slapped by Mike Tyson 🤗

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

Jonathan has a Dr. Now sticker on his water bottle 🤣 #my600lblife

I think this new sticker really brought my water bottle to the next level! Amazing merchandise found here: ThereIsNOstore - Etsy search.app/gCvQDK9g8Aq9iH… #sisterwives

It's giving Dr. Elsa Schneider in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

#90dayfiancethelastresort #90dayfiance Stacey looks like a broken Bratz doll with the head pushed in 😂

"Have you said thank you once?" -@TheOvalOfficeCouch

This gotta be the best one yet 😭🤣 #ashtonhall #MorningRoutine

Coltee and Debbie were caught on that Coldplay camera too 🫣 #90DayFiance