9am airport pint... Munich bound 🇩🇪 ✈

90+' | Goal Hungary. Kevin Csoboth. Scotland 0 - 1 Hungary.

Not saying Harry Kane went missing in that first half, but there’s a group of mums on Facebook that think he’s stuck to a cactus in Tenerife

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went

🔴 BREAKING: Labour have gained Barrow & Furness from the Conservatives

Really don't get all the fuss about the penalty. If someone comes in late with studs up and just nicks you on the half way line, it's a simple non contentious freekick and nobody even bats a eyelid 🤷‍♂️

No filter needed ☀️🇬🇷

Twitter is an absolute cesspit on all sides

Elon Musk you are a knobhead lad.

😡 Halifax AXA disgusting, home emergency cover declined to come out to make safe massive smashed (and actively cracking) glass door as its safe, not an emergency. Asked what happens if it shattered and injured someone in the house, told "we wait for the worst to happen"

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How busy you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - The time you accidentally said Vulva instead of Uvula when intubating someone on your airways placement

Stunning day with my stunning wife yesterday at the Brady wedding. Flawless from start to finish ❤️ pic.x.com/ndl92zliwe

Just back from spending a week cruising the med with Mrs Story celebrating our fifth wedding anniversary. Simply amazing, first ever cruise and total convert ❤️🛳

SAN MARINO WON.

i wish people had got 1% as angry about the tories saddling young people with insane student debt; reducing benefits from the poorest people; and the constant stagnation in wages in this country, as they are getting over rich pensioners losing £200 they don’t need