If you aren't using correct punctuation, there is absolutely no chance with me. Sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart.

Now it's ready for the day. x.com/theobnoxiouskm…

I gotta run. I'll be back this afternoon.

Look who's back.

Obviously. x.com/ruthless_damon…

Not at the moment, I don't. I actually have never really missed it. I'm so much better at being good. x.com/ruthless_damon…

Huh. Some people act like they own RP. I wasn't aware that everyone had to bow down to you.

Not everyone needs to be the bad boy like you, brother. x.com/ruthless_damon…

You're impossible, Damon. x.com/ruthless_damon…

Well. Hi?

{Frantic Sociopath}

Well, alright.

Let's make like a tree and leave.

Not sure about faking Stefan. Who should I change to?

Not that anyone really cares.

[flicks my TL with a stick] I really need some friends.

Hello. The name is Ian. •Experienced. •Descriptive and Literate. •Not new to TVD fandom. •Ships with chemistry. •Message to plot.

Go follow my Ian account! >> ιan ѕoмerнalder.<<

"ι ∂σи'т ωαит тσ вє αfяαι∂ σf вєιиg αℓινє." •Experienced/Detailed. •Looking for mains. •Ships with chemistry. •Message to plot.

New Paul Wesley here. Any RT and/or shoutout would be appreciated. •Experienced/Detailed. •Ships with chemistry. •Not new to faking Paul.