How the weekend feels when you have fast approaching deadlines at work

My wife thinks she can do a British accent but she really just sounds autistic.

Me spending my Sunday moving from the bed to the couch and back to the bed

Millennials currently going through their 4th financial crisis in 20 years

I don’t know what emotion this is but I definitely feel it now

Just an FYI $HIMS has 30% short interest heading into earnings They guided for 2.3-2.4B 2025 revenue. This guidance was given after GLP-1 was removed from the shortage list Their products, excluding GLP-1, grew by over 50% in 2024 This may be the last time we see below $30

I still believe these will be the ultimate small/mid cap growth stocks over the next 10 years: $HIMS $TEM $ASTS $OSCR $LMND $RKLB $IONQ $HOOD Solid business models and are leaping us into the future within their industries.

You cannot save your way to wealth. You have to invest.

🚨BREAKING: I am so so tired and need a vacation.

When someone sends you a text over 2 paragraphs

People seem to be really upset about the new $PLTR contract with the government and I’m just over here like

It’s 2040 You’ve held your $PLTR shares through the ups and downs. The split adjusted stock price is now $1,000. They just announced their first dividend. Life is good.

My 2030 price targets: $PLTR: $400 $TSLA: $2,000 $HIMS: $300 $HOOD: $250 $TEM: $290 Bookmark this now.

When did you realize your type was actually Iran? Hot No water A little crazy

Bears will say we are in a bubble. I say we are starting an AI revolution. They compare this to the internet bubble, but it is far different based on one simple fact. The internet revolution built a bubble due to investors believing the consumer will be spending more money

You won’t find happiness at the bottom of that bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. No one is happy when they run out of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Hold assets not fireworks

“Happy 4th of July!” My dog:

Bottle girls are just temu models

HOA: We can’t do that until next year Me: Well actually, you don’t have a choice HOA: