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No short showers

The worst part of shopping is seeing the back of my hair in changeroom mirrors

solitude is a solid dude

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I’m bad at relaxing

the mountains are calling and i must stay home

Thanks as always to everyone else doing my job better than me, I say as I log onto Twitter for the first time in weeks

Excellllllent combo

OH YEAH we put out 65 new friggin' items today! Forgot about that for a secccccc stayhomeclub.com/collections/fa…

Guys - I don't know how to Twitter. If you see someone selling My Favorite Murder tickets for the Brooklyn show this weekend puhleeeeeze send them my way (we need 2 tix! Crucially important to SHC's continued existence). xo #myfavoritemurder WHY CAN'T YOU SEARCH MUTLIPLE HASHTAGS

Important question: has literally anyone in human history ever scanned a QR code?

Me waiting for the thrift stores to fill up with all the good stuff now bc of this Marie Kondo Netflix special

The most heartbreaking part about going through old baby photos is seeing how healthy all my houseplants were a year ago

Oops I forgot to tweet for 6 months

Is Lisa Frank the new diaryofafitmommy or does she just have the exact, very selective taste in celebrities that I do?

Theory: ghosts are real but they only manifest on our plane of existence through printers. All printers are haunted.

I've been off Twitter for an entire year but I'm here to ask the hard hitting Q's, starting with: why does every single fucking Disney movie have dead parents in it? (yes there has been lot of screen time in my house lately why do u ask)

Welcome to my once annual retweet! <3