going to class at 8 am is sm harder than going to work at 8 am

realizing you’re not in your gaming prime anymore is worse than a breakup

me when she says she has to pee

If i had a girlfriend i would let her beat me a little

she sent me a cute paragraph while i was asleep? RAW. next question

why is she posting media 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my mother warned me about drugs but not women under 5'4

“like if i can dm you” and it’ll be the driest conversation that will die in a week

you a boy stop posting ngl and tellonym links

i wonder how many ppl think i sbed them when this is a just new account and i lost all my old mutuals 🤦‍♂️

mfs be posting “me and who”s like this is a dating app

posting thirst traps will not help you get a valentine

ofc i'm dry you ain’t my girl

23 🎈

she said we have lebron james at home

evil ahh woman

matcha feet and doomscrolling