91% of Leafs fans are in favour of changing it from Dundas Street to Dubas Street

Canadians are 39% faster and more proficient at sourcing non-American products at the grocery store since July 1st

There’s a 73% chance that if you chant the name Gritty three times while looking into a mirror that he will appear behind you covered in blood

We’ve changed our minds. We just want to know how many Shoppers Optimum points you have

100% of Canadian kid’s Halloween costumes are under a coat right now

This Sudbury born game show host is responsible for 61% of exported Canadian sass and captivates audiences every weeknight around the globe

There is a 0% chance the all-Canadian division does not result in civil war

.Doug Ford retire bitch

Christine Sinclair is 100% the GOAT

43% of Canadians still can’t figure out the time zone differences for South Korea

50% of looking smart while watching the Olympics is just muttering “poor form” every few minutes

Meanwhile 67% of Canadians watching the Olympics today have only gotten off the couch to get more snacks x.com/devin_heroux/s…

There’s a 100% chance that Tessa and Scott never pay for another drink for the rest of their lives

Since the start of the Olympics the number of Canadian children that want to grow up to become Marie-Philip Poulin has risen by 29%

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