Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat) 's Twitter Profile
Jane Altoids

@staticbluebat

I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud

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I have one of those mirrors like the evil queen in Snow White has that tells me I'm the most famous person I know every morning when I get ready.

George Sears 2028 Voter (@byyourlogic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a big reason UIs have gotten so shitty across the board: the people who have the final say on them are the most annoying human beings to ever live. Your car now comes with an iPad that was curated by someone who absolutely adores the sassy AI sidekicks in Watch Dogs games

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Will Sloan (@willsloanesq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

RIP to a legend. Soul Brothers of Kung Fu (in which he costarred with Bruce Li) is in the top 1% of Bruceploitation movies. x.com/bigmikeleeder/…

RIP to a legend. Soul Brothers of Kung Fu (in which he costarred with Bruce Li) is in the top 1% of Bruceploitation movies.
x.com/bigmikeleeder/…
Soraya Sebghati (@sorayaspaghetti) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We are screening Blue Velvet at work tonight, in his final resting place. Tried my best but I know a wig would’ve done wonders lmao

We are screening Blue Velvet at work tonight, in his final resting place. Tried my best but I know a wig would’ve done wonders lmao
meg “Yooper” bitchell (@meganbitchell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 8th grade this kid would come in every day and announce to the class if the pacers won or lost. No one cared. Then one day he seemed sad and didn’t announce it, so we asked him if they won or not and he said “you guys don’t care.”