I still don't know what "tfw" means in memes and have to Google it every time.

If Christopher Nolan could make Oppenheimer then... washingtonpost.com/style/interact…

“TELEVISION’S SECOND ALBUM IS NEARLY AS GOOD AS THE FIRST, JUST BECAUSE THE PRODUCTION IS CLEANER DOESN’T MEAN SHIT. THE GUITAR INTERPLAY IS AS DYNAMIC AND KNOTTY AS EVER, THE USE OF KEYBOARD TEXTURES AND MORE LAYERS BRINGING AN ALMOST PROG-LIKE EXPANSION TO THEIR OVERALL SOUND.”

Of all the Victorian era stuff to revive, I was really hoping it would be cloaks and not child labor. But nostalgia is nostalgia, I guess!

There's a point in my life where I woulda bought a Simpsons themed Bible.

I blame Greg Abbott for these cloudy conditions over Texas during our Total Eclipse.

They say opinions are like rectums; everyone has one (factually incorrect). However, you cannot easily change your butthole, and you should change your opinion sometimes. So opinions are more like britta water filters; you probably aren't changing it as often as you should.

My least favorite work ethic? Gotta be Protestant.

I-35 gridlock this morning extends north from Selma almost all the way to Austin. When will state leaders embrace mass transit? #weneedatrain

Can somebody please give Biden some cocaine.

I did a Texas themed double feature movie night and can you believe Lady Bird takes place in Sacramento, CA. The second was Giant.

Why the radio silence from the media about the $10 million Donald J. Trump took from #Egypt in 2016? How is it different from New Jersey's Bob Menendez?

On the road again, to get Kamala and Tim elected! Beto O'Rourke and I had the honor of visiting the legendary Willie Nelson’s ranch. It doesn’t get more Texas than Willie. @SecondGentleman Doug Emhoff

The Kansas City Royals tie things up as the series heads to Kansas City! #ALDS

One. Win. Away. #NLDS

One of the biggest critiques of the Democrats is that they don't deliver. With that said, I still haven't received my Harris Walz camo hat.