me and T E N E K I have a new tune on the new neosub3 comp comin out this fri, 19th april :)) been a dream collab of mine since forever 💜

I went out last night and drank alcohol-free beer because I'm on pain meds. No hangover, was able to give someone directions, no hangxiety, didn't do any dumb shit, didn't spend loads of money, left at a sensible time and went to bed. And I still drank beer. I recommend it.

why do bare people assume I'm Polish 😭😭

full offense but holy shit tech house is literally so boring it sounds like 1 bar loop emergency loop music when you accidentally take out your USB

why do we as Europeans gaslight ourselves into thinking aperol spritz tastes good

can we chill out with “women only” line ups and just book us on regular ass line ups? we are tired.

My time in Budapest is nearly over. I have to go back to the UK soon so that I don't become an illegal brexit immigrant lmao. I'm gonna miss this place so much 🥺 I feel so at home here. London could never have bars open literally 24/7 on a cute main tram road that sell £2 pints.

i'm getting my crooked ahh teeth fixed I'm so happy🥳(bri'ish aura -10000)

wave prods be like "did I just write the song of the winter 😥😔"

I just saw an ai video of a chicken tender morphing into a dog, I hate this timeline that shit gave me the heebie jeebies

average static angel listening experience

fuck tw*tter, fuck el*n staticangel.bsky.social

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