Dear Markov chains for forecasting, I don’t need you in my life. Is there a dating site for projection models? #AskingForAFriend

Hahaha. No.

Local friends, are you interested in learning about honeybees? Pueblo County Beekeeper Association is offering a 2-day bee school. There’s a remote option too. eventbrite.com/e/bee-curious-…

Anyone have experience with USDA women Farmers and Ranchers program? Anyone? Anyone?

Wendi cnn.com/videos/us/2023…

Texas judge suspends FDA approval of abortion pill mifepristone- via The Washington Post #hellsno

Nothing says comfort food like bourbon and mashed potatoes.

Let’s not talk about love language. I’d like to talk about stress language. Mine is eating ReadyWhip on a fun-sized Snickers. Now you go.

Do club crackers, Nutella, and blueberries count as a charcuterie board? #justasking

Let’s catch up on Threads or Instagram. Same name, less BS. It’s been a good run.

Can’t remember the last time I posted here. I’m guessing we don’t call them tweets anymore. Is the verb for posting now xing? xenization/ing? xeniuming? They just don’t have the same ring.

I’m not sure how I feel about TikTok filters. It’s like a Time Machine. This was me today, but in the 90’s. Unfortunately, I can’t replicate this today in the today’s.

I bought satin joggers. I suppose this means I should relinquish my youth card and move quickly into old lady status. #decrepitude

Why do you love Colorado? I have too many reasons to list. CU changed my life. Play along too. #lovecolorado #uccs lovecolorado.com

Let’s take the #wine party over to bsky. This bottle is down to the dregs. Same wine, aged a little longer… [email protected]