your fav rapper likes Boys

bitches think theyre presidential but theyre just whorey in the house

HOOONK HOONNNNK

sometimes my therapist says something and im like erm what the sigmund

mustard is one of my favorite condiments

“I’m a top btw” NO YOU AINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new thing where you ragebate your homies

grok am i suicidal or just sober

you asked if i would make fun of you and i told the truth okay!!!

my new hit song enbies just wanna have fun

mom just sent me the most incredible text

if you have an auto car idc if it has a v8 in it do NOT cut those mufflers off bro

it's come to my attention that people really don't know that intel held back processor development by at least a decade via unethical monopoly. silently sponsored pc journalists+channels to favor them & leveraged pc manufacturers to use their processors contractually. shitty corp

A little pet play between homies because that’s my dawg

I'm bald as a marble, and slow in my mind. If you look in my past, a slur you will find. Who am I?

im not

inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy") so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense

last night was so sandwich we played with pee nut butt and her… aren’t u jelly