That time Matt Jones scored his listeners some free tuna, maybe I’ve lost track but wasn’t this like > 2 years ago??

SURPRISE! NEW MUSIC VIDEO TOMORROW at 10am ET 🚨 I finally got to work with the brilliant, brave, & wickedly funny Blake Lively on her directorial debut. Join us as we raise a toast, and a little hell. Taylor.lnk.to/IBYTAMVideo

Feels like I've been taking prenatal vitamins for 40 years tho.

65 degrees the day after Christmas 🤔

How bout that #lexingtonhearaldleader continuing unsolicited calls and signing my email up for garbage after canceling 5+ yrs ago😡 #noisno

Huck yelling wait just a minute in his sleep right now 😂

Keep thinking it can't be Sunday. So confused.

86% of patients diagnosed with lung cancer die within five years 💔 Another reason why ill never smoke😵

Tomorrow (today) will not be the day I appreciate staying up so late to do HW.... 😴

My brain is super confused about it being almost 4am 😭

Can I stop the coughing crap and just have someone scrape out my lungs please? 😷

Full time job but part time parent 🤔

Not for me!

When you're so cheap you try to rationalize not buying new socks 🙋🏽🤦🏽‍♀️

Or when your kids are so bad you hv to stop your afternoon to go get them😒

How to know you've been reading too many medical books?? Walking by a kid and suspecting thalassemia 🙄

This rain, snuggles and warm home have me sucked into a trance 😍

Two weeks until finals 🤢

After tonight's lectures I potentially have ankylosing spondylitis or multiple sclerosis 🙄

Major life event in the works 🤔😧😱🤤🙂🤗😆 So exciting🙌🏼