When they’re in Nebraska, football goes 0-6. When they’re in Pittsburgh, football goes 1-0. This can only mean one thing. #stayforever

I refuse to except the fact that you do not like me

Trying to ride a horse was not my best idea

Classic.

Like anything else in this world, it’s either good for you or bad for you. Or at least it has a use for you.

If you can listen to chill bill without whistling the beat, you're better than me

I’ll think about it tomorrow

I didn’t know you played softball too Jimmy McElwain x.com/sportscenter/s…

Tom Brokaw is our Walter Cronkite

My thoughts have feelings of their own too, sometimes #TPB #Rickyisms

If I pass you on the right side I will assume everyone from your state and or county is as incompetent as you are

I thought hurricane season was over

Vino Rosso

PSA. Don’t bring your kids to a movie if the only way you can keep them under control is by giving them your phone #ParentingFail

I feel bad for people that live in the city that don’t get the opportunity to see the stars

I will not apologize for being competitive #SorryNotSorry

If you’re ever bored, scroll through the reply’s to Donald J. Trump tweets. They’re hilariously entertaining

One of life’s challenges — knowing enough to think you are right, but not enough to know that you are wrong.