Him under the bed: This is why I never travel without security. Not for them—for me.

And I thought my ex was nasty. This one is drinking rain from the Payet's umbrella.

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I'm so happy for him 😂

Were you there ?

If you live in Nigeria and you did NOT receive any cash transfer, pls retweet this.

The fact that women will do all this for a dog but won’t submit to a husband, is actually sick to me.

David Hundeyin The problem with this kind of conversations is that, while you are out-of-work casual conversations, and you honestly think they too are not working, you are very wrong. They are trained to actively work at all times, they never stop. If you want to truly understand how deep

Mr Fresh David Hundeyin Meaning: you may be groomed as an asset, & eventually become 1, without intending to! Many 'high profile' compatriots may be in this category, even if involuntarily.

3 months later after you put your woman first

buy clothes every month , even if it's only a t-shirt.

An Elephant Helps a Gazelle Avoid Drowning

This is Beautiful ♥️

Her voice over had me rolling bruh! Her Engiligbo is on another level. I love her content so much.🤣🤣🤣🤣

When everyone is bombing each other and no one is inviting you 😭

Australia out there making roads glow… meanwhile, in some countries, the streetlights are powered by prayers.

Everyone should own at least 3 of these classics!

Every guy’s first love

Ja Leto Secrets you should never tell your woman? Here’s the truth every man needs to know: 1. Your deepest fears. She might comfort you today… and weaponize it tomorrow. 2. Your exact bank balance. Mystery = power. Full disclosure = leverage. 3. Your past body count. It never helps.