1. "I'll be doing a demo, is there a way for me to pause deployments until I'm done? Otherwise, please don't merge for the next couple of hours. Please?" 2. "Octopus has a pause button. It's new and I haven't tried it yet but maybe this is the chance?" 1. "What could go wrong?"

"No demo is a stupid demo"

"TIL which cow breeds have the highest milk yield."

"Must be this ghost in my room warning me about a misspent youth then"

"Hey everyone, playing catch up today but please let me know if there's anything high priority that needs my immediate attention. 2 weeks is a nice break but I'm definitely ready to feel like a contributing member of society again."

"I am a manager now so that means, “batteries not included”."

"So “Spaghetti Code” wasn’t far off"

We call it “secret admirer mode"

"Randomness is the best part of Wheel of Blame... hopefully this uses a monte carlo learning strategy"

"zscalar > demo gods"

"Could you please..." he's so polite to the robot. This will bode well for him during the uprising.

1. Are we allowed to connect this? It looks like the option to connect is available, but I'm scared to press it 2. Let me know when you turn it on so I can post "prod is down"

"I also recently learned that British folks say 'bee-tah' (Beta)"

"feels like a hot potato that'll end up falling between the cracks (mixed metaphors, go with it)"

"Didn't make any progress. I guess we need the heavyweights to look"

"BUG: Not working in IE 6"

"turns out it's not a party, it's people talking about zscaler in fake hats, no cake in sight"

"For anyone not familiar with the concepts of 'Blue Monday' or 'British people'..."

"All done breaking things for now."

"I asked Google Docs to be a frenemy and review my doc. I'm going to cry in the corner now for a bit."