You know what has bad ratings? Your presidency. You know what will have the biggest ratings of all time? Your impeachment hearing. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Mr. President? x.com/colinwilhelm/s…

Moderation is key... moderation is key

I love spending my days off on the toilet 👌🏽

The state of the world has me so so fucked up. I know I've said this before this year.

Are there taxes in heaven?

Tragedies like Las Vegas have happened too many times. We need to have the conversation about how to stop gun violence. We need it NOW.

Our grief isn't enough. We can and must put politics aside, stand up to the NRA, and work together to try to stop this from happening again.

UNSURE how I feel about being in public areas in America now a days.

Terrorists are white too.

TERRORISTS ARE WHITE TOO.

When you thought you hit rock bottom, but WAIT THERES MORE! #life

END ANIMAL TESTING NOW!!!!

It’s fitting that Congress commemorated Las Vegas with a moment of silence… since silence is how they usually respond to mass shootings.

Literally fuck everyone

If I could watch reality tv forver I would

I just gave 1,000,000 dollars to Unidos Por Puerto Rico. Where r ur donations, Koch Bros. Mercers, Donald J. Trump? Day 1 of activism.

70 has never looked so beautiful. Happy birthday, @hillaryclinton!